hopping for the perfect gift, studying for
finals and bracing yourself for the approaching hours of
family fun. Ah,
it’s December. Okay, so the holidays become more
stressful every
year, but don’t let a long to-do
list ruin the season. When funds are too tight and
it’s just too cold to go out, there’s nothing
better than cuddling
up on the couch with a great movie.
One of the most popular Holiday movies is A Christmas
Story. We can all relate to at least one of
the aspects of this movie. Whether it’s remembering
the common phrases of childhood, like “You’re
going to poke an eye out,” or a chaotic Thanksgiving
dinner gone awry, this modern classic illustrates everyday
life through the eyes of a child. This film has such
impact because it combines extravagant narration with a
nostalgic delivery. A Christmas Story is
one of those movies you can watch every year without getting
bored.
“It’s hilarious!” says Saint Rose sophomore
Jessica Ruther. She especially likes the scene where the
father puts a lamp in the shape of a woman’s leg in
the living room window for the entire neighborhood to see. This
movie has countless memorable and funny scenes, making it
a film you can keep watching without it becoming mundane. Check
out the TNT network anytime on December 25th, because A
Christmas Story will run for 24 continuous hours!
It’s a Wonderful Life is a true classic. Released
over fifty years ago, this movie is aired constantly during
Christmastime because of its timeless story and awesome cast. Jimmy
Stewart plays the lead emphatically and realistically, and
you instantly feel for him. The plot maintains your
interest and drives a powerful message about life. Saint
Rose Professor Anthony Scardillo says this is his favorite
holiday movie because “it’s about family.”
So on December 16 th, tune into ABC at 8 p.m. to watch
this great American masterpiece. Another perk: This
movie can be viewed with pretty much any company. (Okay,
I doubt this will make it into guys’ night movie lineup,
but almost any combination of viewers will appreciate it).
So far we’ve reminisced about childhood and gained
a moral lesson. Now it’s time to laugh. Of
course I am turning to Chevy Chase in National Lampoon’s
Christmas Vacation for humor. Filled with so many
quirks and jokes, this movie tops the list for comedy. Clark
W. Griswold ( Chevy Chase ) is an over-the-top, good-hearted,
yet naïve family man who must keep his cool (despite
surrounding himself with a crazy extended family). This
movie doesn’t simply get chuckles, it’s a hysterical
comedy from beginning to end. Oh, and there’s an added
bonus: this movie will make your family seem normal!
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas is
one of the all time best story books turned into a feature
film. Ron Howard and Jim Carrey are a great team in
conveying this ageless story of a grouch turning into a softy. Even
though you know the whole story before it starts, you won’t
be bored. This film is visually stimulating and interesting. Carrey
delivers the character in a complex manner, very unexpectedly. He
manages to make the audience sympathize with the character,
and at the same time is insanely funny. Another tip:
this movie is appealing to both the kids and adults, making
it a great pastime if you’re suddenly sharing the living
room with kiddies over the holiday.
Speaking of kid-friendly movies, A Charlie Brown Christmas tops
the list for holiday specials. It’s only a half-hour
long, suitable for the attention span of both youngsters
and busy college kids. While it’s short in length,
it doesn’t lack in whimsy. Even though we liked
it as children, this movie speaks to adults as a commentary
on the commercialization of the holidays as Charlie
searches for the “real” meaning of Christmas.
It reminds us not to get too wrapped up (no pun intended)
in the material things.
Another timeless cartoon is Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer. Saint
Rose junior Matt Heminway loves this because “it’s
a Christmas tradition that reminds me of being a kid.” The
reminiscent aspect of this film, as well as the moral lessons
it includes make it a great flick to watch every year. It
teaches us that even though we might not appear to fit in
with the status quo, everyone has special characteristics
and the potential to realize our seemingly far fetched dreams.
(i.e.: an elf becoming a dentist…).
If you feel like being reminded of your childhood without
the cartoons, Home Alone is a perfect alternative. It’s
still funny even after watching it over a dozen times. Really,
who doesn’t want to see an eight year old defeat a
couple of dumb thieves? And, you get to see Macaulay
Culkin before his dramatic turn of personal events occurs.
A great Christmas movie for guys is Ice Storm. It’s
a complete contrast to It’s a Wonderful Life in
terms of how the plot turns out. Ice Storm revolves
around a mob lawyer who teams up with a strip club owner
to steal his boss’ millions. Clearly, it’s
one strictly for adults as this movie is loaded with nudity
and violence. It mimics the film noir genre with cynical
characters and a femme fatale. It’s almost an
anti-Christmas movie, perfect if you’re tired of hearing Jingle
Bells everywhere you go.
Even when we encounter a real storm, we all get cabin fever
sooner or later. When you’re dying to head to
the movies, there are a few coming attractions and new releases
that can’t be missed. The Holiday has
an all-star cast including Cameron Diaz, Jack Black, Jude
Law, and Kate Winslet. Kate and Cameron’s characters
both have experienced recent heartbreak. Rather than
moping around on Christmas, they decide to relocate by trading
houses, cars and lifestyles in order to forget about their
common problem with men. Released at Regal Cinemas
on December 8 (check out www.Fandago.com for
show times), this obvious chick flick and romantic comedy
is great for a girl’s night or a date (that is, if
you can get him to agree…).
Also debuting on December 8 th is Unaccompanied Minors. A
group of kids (including every type-cast from the rich snob
to the awkward geek) are stuck in an airport due to a blizzard
without any parental supervision. Ch aos explodes as the
pre-teens wreak havoc with a golf-cart joy ride, sleigh ride
in a canoe, and befriend a flight attendant (played by Wilmer
Valderrama).
While the weeks preceding the holidays are usually very
hectic, there’s really not much to do on Christmas
night. So, if avoiding fruit cake and mistletoe have
drained you of holiday cheer, you could always catch a horror
flick. Black Christmas, appropriately released
on December 25 th is a remake of the 1974 Stranger in
the House. A group of sorority sisters become
the victims of harassing phone calls from an unknown
caller. This is just the beginning of their terrifying holiday
break.
If
you’re in the mood for a classic feel-good holiday
flick, or would
rather watch a new seat-clenching horror movie, there are
endless choices. Whether you’re cuddling
up on the couch
with your favorite blanket, or going to the theater, keep
your eyes open for all of the season’s
great flicks! ■