very once in a while I’ll glance out of my office window out on to
Broadway just a few blocks north of Times Square, and take the time
to appreciate it more than usual. Aside from a really great view of
the Winter Garden Theater—home to the long-running musical based on
Swedish pop legends ABBA, “Mamma Mia,” which I hear is ABBA-riffic—this
moment gives me a feeling of accomplishment, even seven-plus years
after moving to New York.
In
fact, sometimes it’s hard to believe I’m here, working as a
senior writer at VH1 in New York, a city that when I was at Saint
Rose always seemed way too intimidating to me. It took me a while to
get here—about eight years after I graduated—but I’m glad I did it.
In fact, it’s probably the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
(By
the way, to save you from doing the math, I graduated 15 years ago, so
I am officially “old.”)
Of
all the things I learned at Saint Rose, there’s one that I think
about the most. It was some advice from Fred Antico: Don’t be
intimidated by celebrities, or someone with a major reputation.
These are just people. They put their obscenely expensive Armani
pants on one leg at a time, just like you and me. (OK, I added that
last part myself for effect.)
That
has stayed with me for a long time, and I think it’s partly why
I’ve been able to hack it here so far. Not that this is a super
high-powered TV environment. Things are actually pretty relaxed
here. It’s not network. Not many people are making six-figure
salaries. And I don’t really come into contact with celebrities and
such that often. The point is, I’m not intimidated when I do. Unless
it’s Carrot Top. He frightens me.
So
here’s what I do every day. I basically serve as the head writer
for all production coming out of VH1’s New York office, except the
department that’s developing new shows. (I can get involved with
them if I have a show idea, but I don’t oversee anything they do.) I
oversee a staff of two to four other writers, just managing
workloads for the more senior ones, but more closely supervising the
newer people. I just have to make sure their writing is fitting in
with the voice of the channel. And also that they don’t steal
anything.
I
also do a lot of scriptwriting myself. At any given time, I’ve
probably got about three or four shows I’m doing. The job here is
mostly focused on writing and fixing voiceover copy. You know, like
when the narrator says, “But no one’s had more skanktastic moments
in 2004 than . . Miss Lindsay Lohan.” Or something like that. We’re
really dealing with the weighty issues of the day here.
My
day is mostly spent working on scripts that producers have written, but
need to be punched up, as well as production meetings and brainstorming
sessions to come up with new shows. This is a pretty open environment
for new ideas. I actually created a show in 2003 called “Supersecret TV Formulas.” It was your basic
talking-heads-making-fun-of-TV show, but I have to say, I think it
was pretty funny. Problem was it didn’t quite have the right feel
for VH1. The ratings were good to start, but they fell off quickly,
and we only did six episodes.
I’ve also played a role in establishing the tone of our “I Love the
80s” (and 70s, and 90s) series, and the tone of the channel overall.
We’ve gone from being a channel that didn’t really do funny to a
place where most things at least have a comedy tinge to them. Since
comedy is what I really love—and will hopefully do exclusively at
some point—I’m pretty happy about that.
After
seven years here, I’m certainly not at the upper echelon of
the business, but I’m making progress, and I’ve learned enough to
offer you some advice. If you’re at all interested in television—and
really, working in any communication medium—it’s a great idea to
come to New York. You may already be very familiar with the city,
maybe you’re even from here, but this advice is more for those who
aren’t.
I
remember when I was still living in Albany (where I grew up, by the way),
I finagled a meeting with an executive at Comedy Central down here. He
liked my writing, but he said no matter how good it was, when he’s looking for a writer, he looks in whatever city he’s
in at the time (New York or LA). Physically being in a market like this
makes all the difference.
If
you’re a creative type, the environment here will fuel that
creativity. If you’re more interested in the technical end, there’s
no place that offers more opportunity (except perhaps LA). If you’re
so inclined, learn how to use the AVID editing system, and get down
here. Editors are always in demand, and they can make a ton of
money. In fact, many producers here say “forget producing”—they
become editors, a job in which they don’t have to deal with the
day-to-day headaches of producing, and often make more money,
while also having the freedom to take time off and work on their
own projects, things that are creatively closer to their hearts. Also,
people start out here at the bottom as production assistants, take
an AVID class, and first begin working nights as junior editors, mostly just
loading footage into the system. From there it’s very
possible to start filling in on bona fide editing jobs and
eventually to do it full-time.
As
for TV writing specifically, there’s no doubt that being down
here or in LA is essential. It’s necessary to do the networking that
leads to someone giving you a chance. I take samples from people all
the time, and their backgrounds totally run the gamut. Some have TV
experience, some come from print, some work mostly in live comedy,
some have agents, most don’t. Other writing jobs—say, working on
“Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” for instance—may have a more
specific track. But whatever segment of TV you want to get into, you
need to be here, be making contacts with people, and be writing,
even if it’s just on your own. If you want to contact me with
specific questions about writing, my email’s at the bottom of this
article.
You
may say: Well, it’s easy to tell everyone “just come to New
York.” I know it’s easier said than done. It’s expensive. Just
finding an apartment is a big pain. But every day I see people just
out of college, often from small towns or small cities, starting out
on the lowest rung here, which is production assistant, rooming with
two or three other people in an outer borough apartment, and making
it work. Use any foothold you have—friends, relatives—to physically
get here. It will suck a little at first, perhaps, but you can move
up quickly. Specifically, the MTV Networks (which includes VH1) are
a good place to start. They’ve always been a great place for young
people to break in.
Mike Goudreau '94